German Fedex Courier Scam full of mispelled words and poor grammar.

Here's a good candidate for a spam scammer we could match up with another spam scammer.

Now these scammers proclaim they have given the courier our address which we need to verify. We seriously doubt this is the case being that they don't even know our name. Also, how could a Barrister (attorney) not know how to spell affidavit? I guess the law schools in Germany don't check for spelling errors...LOL.

On the bright side it was nice of them to refer to us as "My Dear"...shouldn't they have called me "My Dear Sucker Candidate" :)

Here's the latest scam from "Barrister Paul Dan. Now that's a real German sounding name, don't you think?

Title of the email read: CONTACT FEDEX OFFICE IMMEDAITELY FRIEND THANKS.
Note: If we contact the Fedex office we'll request that they teach their customers to learn how to spell immediately.

Here's the email scam: We're thinking Dr. Matthew Godwin may be getting a call from one of our other scammers real soon.

Attention, My Dear

I have Paid for the delivery fee for your Cheque Draft.but the manager of Ecok Trust Bank Plc Benin told me that before the check will get to you that it will expire.So i told him to cash $1.4million United States Dollars all the necessary arrangement of delivering the $1.4million United States Dollars in cash was made with FEDXE EXPRESS DELIVERY COURIER DIRECTOR.

Below is the needed information to enable them deliver your fund to you immediately. the only fee you have to pay them is $135 usd only that they will use it to obtain security keeping fee and claims of affadvite that will prove that the parcel belong to you be rest assure that all other fees have been paid by me.
ATTN: DR Mathew Godwin.
TEl: : +229-979-368-05
EMAIL: fedex_express_delivery018@yahoo.fr
Please, Send them your contacts information to able them locate you immediately they arrived in your country with your BOX .This is what they need from you.

1.YOUR FULL NAME__________________
2.YOUR HOME ADDRESS__________________
3.YOUR CURRENT HOME TELEPHONE NUMBER_____________
4.YOUR CURRENT OFFICE TELEPHONE_______________
5.A COPY OF YOUR PICTURE_________________
SHIPMENT CODE AWB 33XZS
PACKAGE REGISTERED CODE NO XGT442.
SECURITY CODE SCTC/2001DHX/567/
TRANSACTION CODE 233/CSTC/101/33028/
CERTIFICATE DEPOSIT CODE SCTC/BUN/xxiv/-78/01

Try to contact them as soon as possible to avoid increasing the security keeping fee.I gave them your delivering address but you have to reconfirm it to them again to avoid any mistake in the delivering including with your ID or Picture.Hoping to hear from you as soon as you cash your Draft .
Thanks and God bless you and your family.
BARRISTER PAUL DAN
FRANKFURT-GERMANY

BONUS NOTE: If we could only receive $1 from each of these scammers we would have accumulated a nice chunk of change by now. Maybe we'll work on this in the future. Something along the line of...will you send me $1 to proof to me that you are serious.